Man I’m busy today, so busy in fact that I’m afraid I haven’t had the chance to create a post today. However, my mate Andy is complaining of being bored today so I sent him five sure fire ways to relieve office boredom. I thought they were funny so I decided to share them with you.
1) Announce to the office that for the remainder of the day your name is Mr Yakamoto and then speak pigeon english. If there are any Japanese speakers in the office pretend to be Malaysian.
2) Make a necklace of paper clips. if this doesnt relieve the boredom, make matching earrings and actually pierce your ears.
3) Think of a really obscure TV theme tune and hum it over and over again. refuse to tell anyone what it is.
4) Invent a new swear word
5) Announce to everyone that for the remainder of the day you will LIE when asked any question.
If you have any good additions, let me know, however be sure to back up your ideas with proof of their actual ability to relieve boredom…. 
